My husband, after inspecting the awesomely reusable, yet incredibly condescending shopping bag my new yoga mat came in:
"You should have asked the cashier to be your friend."
"Why?"
"It says right on the bag - 'Friends are more important than money' - apparently they would've valued your friendship more than your money."
(Here's a post making fun of some of the other things on Lululemon shopping bags - yeah, the bags are cheesy, but they're reusable so they're going shopping with me - all in the name of less waste!)
